“You must be joking, you think I am going to let you scream and shout while I’m getting you to jail.
No, no, sweet pants, handcuffs and the gag for you, and to stop you running I have brought my trusty leg shackles.
You won’t be saying much for the next few days and you won’t be running off either.
Perhaps you should have thought of the consequences before you skipped probation. There that’s better, now you just sit there nice and quiet why I call for the transport van.”